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today i had a dream that i was at some other neighborhood that was near a national park, and there were these two wild boars charging.  One was pretty harry and gray, one was pink and not too hairy btu had large tusks.  THey looked kind of like dogs.  someone, it mightve been my roomate max, was out in the yard of one house.  I was there to make some video involving xbox headsets.  i remember a car crashing into a bus stop thing too but then the glass that was broken got all cleaned up.  Like I was some magical dude on youtube, or i was watching someone on youtube, and then i was goign to make another video for youtube.  The plot was really obvious, but now i cant remember it at all, so maybe it only made sense in the dream world.  But I remember out in the yard of the house the pink boar was charging me and roaring, so I roared back and backed down and knew its place.  Didn't work on the other one cause it was a different species but max tamed it or something.  I also remember being inside and watching the rest of team scoog playing halo - they were on some level with hornets (and maybe some other human aerial vehcile) flying around inside some giant citadel type structure and there was all this shooting going on.  seemed cool.  Then we made the video and then I left.

just took a nap. had a dream that i accidentally twirled a frisby and then threw it and for some reason the frisby team thought that was amazing. They kept talking about me and my suitemates behind my back. also was in a giant retro-modern imperial spaceship-like building with toy laser guns trying to solve its mysteries with a group. was a room in spaceship with coffee cups. Psych professor talked abotu how the new coffee was shitty and the cups were small and he didnt like the disgusting vitamin-enriched coffee stirrers. Also a group called the para-aero-soemthing-something group that had hovering segways, though some people were in wheeled machines (like a giant monolithic machine with a wheelchair-like upper part and a giant shopping cart) that retracted the wheels and then floated, and they arrived on a big hovering platform, announced what htey were and floated all over people. I said "what giant assholes" in an attempt to be funny. I was also in this big meeting hall with the hall director and we were watching a movie, talking about how two of our suitemates (max nad tape) were on the cover of the OSU assignment book. It twas a dark room and we were eating snacks and the frisby people were there. There was also a part before where i was making love with a larger woman (but from some angles she suddenly looked like andrea) and she said "if you suck my pussy i'll give you a blowjob." I also at one point went inside her adn then withdrew, just once.

It's clear my body was making up for lost REM sleep. I wonder what freud, cartwright, and crick would think about my dreams.

Was the dream saying that I felt inadequate among most people and wished that I could reveal that i was superior through accidental occurances? Maybe my mind was trying to solve those internal conflicts of slef-consciousness. Perhaps the hovering club was a way to form the memory of the person on the unicycle i saw the other day (the movement of the floating segways and the unicycle were very similar). What was the spaceship-like building? was it just a random firing of signals in my pons combined with random, nonsensical synthesis as mccarly and hobson (i think) would say? Or would freud be correct in assuming the purple walls represneted femininity and the laser guns (which, when fired, appeared to quickly project and withdraw a giant colorful lego antennae peace) penises? And what of the love scene? Do i have a subconscious fetish for larger people? Probably not, no. No, that can't be right, naw.

oh yeah, before my nap, i had a brief dream where i was revisiting this building with some friends.  I believe this building was some sort of sacred buddhist or hindu temple (perhaps influenced by the fact that i recently got the Bhagava-gita or whatever).  Maybe it was a place where those blue shirt-wearing buddhists do service.  But there was a halloween decoration - the lights were out so it was like a long hallway, and there was a single goose or fowl of some sort lying there, wearing a wig, with eyeballs bulging out.  Then, suddenly, it gave the most chilling, blood-curdling scream ever.  It was really loud and high pitched and haunting.  I woke up, and for a few seconds was paralyzed.  It was pretty freaky

-Andrew

P.S. because of my great laziness i will no longer update this daily, which is quite the shame, but next entry i will write about my surgery, concert, and all the other exciting things that I can recall.

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today I got up and hung around.  Went with my mom to get pizza from Whole Foods. Then we came back and I interneted and organized pictures (took out all hte penis ones) casue we were going to my piano teacher's house.

We got there adn talked about stuff and I showed her the pictures from the camping trip.  I mentioned how I jumped off the rock into the lake, and my mom was saying how these ladies came by and said if they were our mothers they'd tell us to get down, and mrs. kirkham was like, oh, my kids would always do that at our old house, we always encouraged them to.  Man, thats how its gotta be - gotta encourage the kids to try things.  And then i remember at one point mrs. kirkham was like, you must have seen so many stars out there.  Well, apparently, 50 years ago, when her current house was first built, they could see the milky way.  Right from downtown powell, ohio.  God, what has mankind done to itself?  Clouded their minds and the sky.

Well, I came back and 

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so today I got up and hung around.  Andrew texted me and asked if i wanted to get breakfast.  We went to this irish restaurant his parents kinda own and he had an omlet wiht sausage and hash browns (they were more like potato pancakes).  I got hash browns and sausage.  Delicioso.

Then we hung around a lot, till 5 actually.  He got a laptop and stuff which was cool and we just talked and watched shows and had some pizza.

Came back and hung around

-ANdrew

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so today i got up and called jess up.  Him, andrew hemmer and I were seeing bruno.  first andrew and I went and to his house and jess came up.  We were gonna go and eat something but decided not to, so we went to the movie.  Waited for jess to find a parking spot and went in.  We talked a lot about stuff, and then the movie started.  It was quite funny.

After that we said bye to jess and then andrew just drove me back.  we were thinking of goign to graters and andrew was gonna go to the gym but i didnt want to.

Later I just hung around and then around 6 went to the gym and just jogged, since it closes at 7.  felt good though.

Came back and did stuff

-Andrew

yo so today i got up and hung around.   I walked over with thomas to this neighborhood just across Arbor Park.  We walked around and turned and came back, talking along the way.  Then we went to his house and played some animal crossing wii and stuff. We saw robby had posted these hilarious webcam cavetroll-esque videos on everyone's facebook so thomas and I made two, and bryan made one..  They are quite hilarious, it was hysterical.  Then thomas and i filmed parts of a cavetroll documentary.  DId some interviews and stuff, was pretty good. I came home and played online and stuff. -Andrew

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so today i got up and hung around.   I walked over with thomas to this neighborhood just across Arbor Park.  We walked around and turned and came back, talking along the way.  Then we went to his house and played some animal crossing wii and stuff.

We saw robby had posted these hilarious webcam cavetroll-esque videos on everyone's facebook so thomas and I made two, and bryan made one..  They are quite hilarious, it was hysterical.  Then thomas and i filmed parts of a cavetroll documentary.  DId some interviews and stuff, was pretty good.

I came home and played online and stuff.

-Andrew

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 today i got up and did some stuff.  I went to the gym with bryan and jogged 2 laps and such.  Then I came back and was going to go water andreas flowers but my mom said it was gonna rain.  So I showered, ate, and got dressed for work and went.

Well, apparently I wasn't scheduled.  I dind't realize they had taken me off the schedule again.  Originally it conflicted with my orientation, but since I had to move that, there was no problem.  Well, he made Ashton go home (something she was none too upset about) and I worked with mariah. we talked about stuff, including borat, and how she was trying to figure out how to sneak out and party. hah.

Oh and turns out i dont work tomorrow, woo!So anyway, I worked for a while and then went home, had salad with cornbread. Yumm.

Played some halo and slept.

-Andrew

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today i got up and loafed around. 

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today i got up and had a cheese sandwich for breakfast.  yum.  Sat around, looked at camping pictures, then played some Call of Duty 4.  owned it up.  THen I went to the BMV to renew my temps.  They moved, and it was kinda a rat race to find the place.  We got there a couple minutes before it closed and I got it renewed, whew.  The new location;s way nicer and the workers were a lot nicer too.  haha. 

so then i came back and bryan went to work and my parents left somewhere.  I wandered around naked a bit and then i wrapped a shirt around my waist and went outside into my backyard with a walking stick.  Sat around and stuff.  Then I came in and hung around too.  Yeah.

Had pizza for dinner.  Talked to andrea a bit online.  Looked at pictures and reminisced and talked online.

-Andrew

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today i got up and lied around.  andrea wanted me to go to the mall with her but i couldnt - just woke up and had to go to the gym.  I went to the gym, jogged 2 miles and did some weights.  felt great as always.

Later I hung out with andrea a little bit around the house.  She had to go help with dinner though.  I sat around a bit and my mom brought home pizza from whole foods.  we had a pizza for dinner.

Then I rode my bike to andrea's so she could show me which flowers to water.  That was pretty fun haha.  We hugged a bit and then I biked back.

Then bryan and I left to see Harry potter with the bob evans folk.  We got to this palce called Cheeseburger in Paradise - ashton, rachel f, sarah k, tyler, jill, jacci, and some other people were there.  oh, michael kelly, too, which was really nice.  We did some mad karaoke.  I sang stayin' alive with michael.  And for some reason, even thugh my name wasn't on the card, the DJ guy had me come up to sing La Cucaracha (not the song we thought it would be, it was some random spanish song) and It's rainin' men with michael.  haha.  We didn't get to Never Gonna Give You Up.  They had soggy bottom boys - man of constant sorrow.  And dick in a box.  frekaing awesome.  gotta go back.

Then we saw hairy potter which was pretty good. michael and i kept making jokes about how it was gay or how the girl was gonna do the guy.  we saw some people there - hannah berry, quinn, ryan fraiser, etc.  had some popcorn and drinks and twizzlers that michael's sister brought.  oh yeah she was thar.  gary was too.

fun times. 

came back and met andrea outside and just hung a bit.  then she left.

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i had some dreams where i was adjusting my retainer and the bottom piece was all squished where the mollars were cause i kept biting them even though thats impossible since they were on.  I also dreamed at one point that i was still in tetons, and was like, damn, we're still here??  But i was kinda happy about it.

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so i got up today and andrea called me and pressured me into going to zoombezi bay.  Well, we got to krogers and I found out that the day passes were only 26 bucks (the season is 70, but i didnt think i'd go too much) so I got a day pass.  She was kinda bummed that i only got that.  But we got to the park and it was fun.  Put all our stuff down and went to the slides.

The first one we went on was a body slide.  Jumping off a rock had prepared me for this, haha.  I went down it and there was a 45 degree drop of butt-clenching goodness.  It was fun.  Then we went on some slides where you are actually in a raft, which is fun.  Went on two where you whirl around this funnel/toilet bowl type of thing for a bit.  Also went on this lazy river, which is just this big thing with a current that pushes oyu around.  There was also a wave pool, which was cool.  If it wasnt crowded I woulda beast moded it and swam against all the waves.  thatd be fun. 

After that I went back and hung around I guess.  Yeah

-Andrew

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so i ot up today and hung around.  At one point bryan said we were going to the gym and I really didnt feel like it, but boy what a good thing it is that i went.  jogged two miles -wow its easy to breath here in ohio - and did weights.  I came back and hung around with andrea. 

-Andrew

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